So all this snow and weather has gotten me into the holiday season spirt. I was browsing online and seen I few Jokes I found funny. Read and see what you think.
Q: What does an old snowman look like?
A: water
Q: What do you call santa claus after he went down a lit chimney?
A: crisp cringle
Q: Who is santa's most famous elf?
A: elfvis
Q: Whats the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: one reines up and the other rains down.
Q: Why did the women stand outside with her purse open?
A: She thought there was going to be a change in the weather
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem
Q: what do elves learn at school?
A: the elfabet.
Q: What does Jack Frost eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: What does the snowman use to get to work?
A: A b-ICE-icle
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